Well, if you are going to be President, don't you think you need to get used to offices?
Have to come to the office tomorrow......
I was planning already some beer wars tonight. [img]frown.gif[/img]
Well, if you are going to be President, don't you think you need to get used to offices?
No way. I can work wireless, besides this is a good oprtunity for the vice-president to finally do something [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Many, many years ago
The Bolivians were starving so,
They had RATS as big as ponies there,
They asked the Pope to declare them FISH.
We thank the Pope for granting us this wish
When Friday comes, we'll all call RATS FISH.
We'll catch them with a net,
Shoot with a gun,
And call it all forgotten when we're done.
They didn't look like RATS at all,
But like some horrendous HORSE DOLL
Still they had to eat this thing,
In gratitude, the Pope, they kissed his ring!
We thank the Pope for granting us this wish
When Friday comes, we'll all call RATS FISH.
We'll catch them with a net,
Shoot with a gun,
And call it all forgotten when we're done...
...call it all forgotten when we're done...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's more accurate now.Originally posted by TCM Hitchhiker:
Well, if you are going to be President, don't you think you need to get used to offices... and beer... and cocain?
Sorry Daj, neither you or DA can be my secretary of defense [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Well I finished the New-Con From Hell, today, so ain't no one going to see me 'till Tuesday.................
Beer Wars it is! [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Fuck.Originally posted by MM4 for President of the USA:
Sorry Daj, neither you or DA can be my secretary of defense [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I wanted to be in control of NORAD. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
You better hope I never am now, because the Dominican Republic will be the first place vaporized. [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Fuck.Originally posted by Dajistano:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by MM4 for President of the USA:
Sorry Daj, neither you or DA can be my secretary of defense [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I wanted to be in control of NORAD. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
You better hope I never am now, because the Dominican Republic will be the first place vaporized. [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You didn't get the memo ?
USA will be a state of Dom. Rep.
[img]wink.gif[/img]
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